We already know.

On a public ledger, there are no secrets. The agency opens a file on any Solana wallet — using nothing but what the chain already says about it.

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Section 01Charter01 / 04

We never collected anything. You published it. Every transfer, every trade, every 3 a.m. buy — signed by you, stored forever, readable by anyone.

PUBLIC

MEMORANDUM — FOR ALL PERSONNEL

SUBJECT: Standard operating procedure

1. The agency does not hack, track or buy data. It reads the public ledger.

2. Pseudonymous is not anonymous. A wallet address is a name you chose to forget you signed.

3. Routine reveals the subject. The subject reveals their time zone, their habits and their patience.

4. Files are opened on request and never stored.

— Director, ████████

100%

of your Solana history is public. Forever. There is no delete button on a blockchain.

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new records filed per second across Solana right now. Each one signed by someone who thought nobody was watching.

secrets. The agency needs no clearance, no warrant and no password. Just an address.

Section 02Request for records02 / 04

OPEN BOOK

NO SECRETS AGENCY — PERSONNEL FILE

Subject —

CASE No. —

OPENED —

CLASSIFICATION PUBLIC

PHOTO NOT REQUIRED

EXPOSURE SCORE

0/100

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A. CHRONOLOGY

records per week

B. DAILY ROUTINEyour local time

C. ASSETS & HABITS

D. AGENT'S ASSESSMENTreviewed

E. EXPOSURE BREAKDOWNpoints

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Compiled from public on-chain data in your browser. Nothing was stored. Estimates, not accusations.

Section 03Declassified03 / 04

01Every transaction is forever.
02Pseudonymous is not anonymous.
03Your routine is your fingerprint.
04On a public ledger, there are no secrets.

Records filed since you arrived0connecting to Solana…

Section 04Enlistment04 / 04

Every wallet
has a file. Yours is open.

Buy $NOSECRETS Open your file

CA — declassified at launch